On the one hand, martini glasses are a pain to store, and it’s not like I make martini-style drinks that often.
On the other hand, SKELETON HAND MARTINI GLASSES.
This is going on my tumblr again.
and some of the months in-between
this is the most accurate post on the internet.
did he google johnlock
HE IS GOOGLING JOHNLOCK
DOES ANYONE REALIZE THIS IS DAN HOWELL
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online
It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.
Marina Abramović, Rest Energy
let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for
Rubeus Remus Potter is what Albus Severus’ name should have been.