I was having a conversation with someone yesterday about how much I despise running and how I’d rather just have my body the way it is than put it through that kind of torture. His response was, “Not me. There’s always more to improve on. You’re fine though.”
wHaT dOeS tHaT mEaN???? Does that mean it’s okay I’m just a lazy little shit or it’s okay because my body is fucking flawless? Puzzled.
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
Reblogging for the history.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame
THIS WHOLE COMIC IS SO QUALITY
This whole comic is truly a thing of wonder :D